soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
I think its perfect.
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
How to remove permanent marker from things
I really feel like I should test this one out… perhaps in the form of a video?
The scene in the train station where a young boy smiles at Cyclops and he smiles back was unplanned. The boy was a huge X-Men fan, and Cyclops was his favorite. The scene originally called for Cyclops to look at the train schedule, but according to Bryan Singer the boy could not stop smiling at James Marsden. Finally, during one shot, Marsden just looked back at him and smiled, much to the boy’s delight. Bryan Singer liked the idea so much, he kept it in the film
ALL OF THE ROOSTERTEETH COUPLES ARE LITTERALLY TOO CUTE FOR M AND PERFECT.
MEG AND GAV
JACK AND CAITI
ARRYN AND MILES
LINDSAY AND MICHAEL
RAY AND TINA
ASHLEY AND BURNIE
GEOFF AND GRIFFON
GUS AND ESTHER
MATT AND ANNA
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
- Frat buds